I recently stumbled upon a hilariously cryptic conversation at a wine-soaked gathering.
Three ladies, fuelled by champagne, were engaged in a discussion that could raise the dead with laughter.
One of them, sporting an expression as though she were scripting a thriller, leaned in and said, “Don’t roast Julie, but do a barbecue on Karen!”
Their table erupted with laughter, and it seemed like their glasses were having a bubbly party of their own.
Yep, you guessed it — they were discussing the inevitable — death. Sharing their humorous last wishes just in case the afterlife needed some entertainment.
Planning end-of-life celebrations might seem a bit morbid, but let’s face it, it will happen to us all.
So why not discuss the topic and prepare your end-of-life decisions and party like these ladies were?
Remember, it’s your final soirée, so why not make it a “death-defyingly” good time?
Here are some funny options to consider:
Theme choices
From “Pirates of the Afterlife” to “Zombie Prom,” picking a quirky theme can set the tone for a hilarious farewell party.
Entertainment
Hire comedians or impersonators to entertain guests with humorous eulogies or performances. Imagine Elvis impersonators or stand-up comedians sharing stories about your life.
Dress code
Encourage guests to dress as their favourite ghost, celebrity, or fictional character. It’ll be a costume party like no other.
Menu selection
Consider serving “ghoulishly” funny foods like finger sandwiches in the shape of tombstones, “Witch’s Brew” cocktails, or a “Coffin Cake” for dessert.
Decorations
Decorate with humour in mind – inflatable ghosts, skeleton table centrepieces, or a “Welcome to the Afterlife” banner can add a light-hearted touch.
Music
Create a playlist featuring songs like Another One Bites the Dust or Don’t Fear the Reaper to keep the mood light and amusing.
Parting gifts
Give out humorous keepsakes like “I Survived [Your Name]’s Final Bash” T-shirts or “Rest in Pieces” keychains.
Pranks
Leave behind funny notes, puzzles, or hidden messages for your loved ones to discover long after the celebration is over.
Personally, I would love a vikings kind of send off down the local river across from my home. Complete with a beautiful wicker coffin covered in flowers.
I would also really love if someone went to the effort and brought a heap of those fire flame colourant packs that glow like a rainbow — how pretty.
Guests shall have sparklers, if they have hair I would like it braided, there shall be costumes, a bon fire, barbecue, beers and the send off will end with fireworks. Imagine!
Remember, the goal is to celebrate life and bring everyone smiles. Don’t scare your guests to death.
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